GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then